Month: February 2015

The city of V was the craziest city in the world. The only place where babies as young as 2 days could control robots that only master coders could build and control, a place where gingerbread men were the headmasters of schools and the only place you could find the rare talking tulip (it came with a flea that could play the violin.) This city is unbelievably hard to get to. In fact it’s almost impossible. First you have to find a black hole and go inside  so fast that it doesn’t have to suck you in. Next once you get to the alternate universe you have to find the planet that looks most like earth. Finally find the floating island. Like I said it’s almost impossible.

Is it worth it? You may ask. It’s very worthwhile. There are:

– magical rivers filled with lava (that won’t kill you if you take a swim)

– Fields of lush green grass waiting for you to roll in

Fountains that squirts amethyst water

– beautiful views of the crimson sunset

And there are many more things to look forward to. However you’ll need to look out for cakes and pies. In the day they wouldn’t hurt a fly but during the night they will try to eat you for all those pies and cakes you’ve eaten. The only way to escape this is by losing weight. But enough about the cakes and pies it’s time for some reviews.

“The experience was amazing, I rode a mystical unicorn through the enchanted forest. The grass was  crystal clear and the trees were a majestic ruby with royal purple leaves inviting me to hug them.” – Flying rainbow sock puppet.